Question from Anon: What's A Good Sub

Question submitted by an Anonymous visitor:

Tips on what makes a good sub ? 

Well, doing as she's fucking told, is the first answer that springs to mind.... 

However, what you're asking is very similar to asking 'what makes a good pizza'. It's far from a simple question, because everyone's tastes are different. Some like onion, some like tuna, some people prefer their pizza without tomato. Different strokes for different folks, right?

Because of the diversity of behaiour within a Dom/sub relationship it's really down to an agreement in tastes, desires, goals..... or rather kinks, perversions, fantasies and limits. A good sub for what you want might not be a good sub for what I want. 

Then there's the chemistry between the two people - that's 90% of the ball game to me.

So if you're a Dom, you meet a sub, you're getting on great, you're both into the same things or willing to play in the same areas, and you've got some seriously good chemistry going on, then odds are she's going to be a good sub for you. 

But I will go back to the first answer because if she's a good sub..... she'll do as she's fucking told! 

And smile while she's doing it....

JJ

Question from Anon: You're A Cunt

Question from Anon, submitted via email. 

JJ, 

Your a cunt and heres why. You come up with a plan that gets women to send you naked pictures of there bodys and then you jerkoff over them then photoshop them then post some arty shit. How the fuck did you come up with that idea? I bet you got broed of photoshoping you fucking pornstars because you cant get any real woman to fuck you. Is that why your a cunt?

Anon.

Normally I'd just delete this shit, but I really felt it deserved an airing up on the blog. 

Not only was the spelling, grammar and sheer eloqeunce of the writer an astounding example of the use of the English language, comparable to Shakespeare at his best.  It was the sheer gusto and enthusiasm with which the elegantly phrased question was posed. 

So here's what I emailed back:

Dear Anon,

Go blow your dad. Then hit him in the face for not making sure you got at least a High School education. In fact, punch him in the balls too for being dumb enough to add you to the human gene pool. 

After you're done asking Mom what time supper's ready, and you've jerked off in your favourite sock (you know, the crusty one you keep under your bed), then maybe you should go read some educational stuff, learn how to actually communicate without looking like you've donated too many IQ points to a scientific experiment, and maybe spend some time doing something constructive. Like your homework?


Don't forget to blow your dad though - it'll be good practice for you when you're in prison in later life because you're too fucking dumb to live in society like a normal person. 

And yes, I absolutely am a cunt. You don't want to find out how much. 


JJ


Too harsh?

Question from Anon

Anon Asks: "Any plans for some female on male strap-on content?"

In person? 

No. Really not my thing, although I know it's very popular and I'm not averse to the occasional prostate massage.

On the blog? 

No. I did take some time and think about it though, and it became a 'where do you draw the line' question. I can start posting things that other people like, but aren't in line with my own personal tastes but how far do I go with it? Where's the line on what's acceptable? To give you an example, some of my tastes are pretty hardcore. Some would call me a sadist, and that's probably true, if a somewhat unsavoury title to many. That's fine. Different strokes for different folks. I've already posted images of men spanking women, and you've probably seen them, but there's no images of women spanking men. There's no shots of men tied up, or having their balls clamped, or slapped, or kicked. 

I'm operating off the simple principle that this is my blog. It represents my views, my tastes and my likes and dislikes. If I start to personally post things that aren't in line with my views, then I'm muddying the water and mis-representing myself at the same time.

You have to draw the line somewhere, so that's where it's gonna be. My blog, my tastes. Any variations from that from guest posters will be with my permission and clearly labelled as someone elses views.

On the plus-side, there's a TON of excellent images out there for those who like a beautiful woman wielding a strap-on and giving it to her man.

This should get you started, if you haven't already:

http://girlonboy.tumblr.com/archive

JJ

Ask Me Anything

I've enabled anonymous commenting, so fire the questions in. Just leave them in the comments box on this post, and as soon as we hit 5,000 hits, I'll start answering. 

Anything goes, but any spam or illegal shit gets deleted or mocked mercilessly. 

JJ